Table setting, sexy style

Keys hung up, briefcase down. Jacket off, apron on. With my black stiletto’s on, I start to set the table for dinner – it’s table setting, sexy style.  Just before sex one has to set the mood, and the same applies before eating. With these easy steps, you’ll be able to make any dinner table romantic and aesthetically arousing.

Out with the cutlery, in with the fingers

With a sexy dinner table, there’s no room for cutlery.  Using your fingers to feed one another is always more tasty.

Two is company, six is a crowd

For those of you with a dining room set of 6 chairs or more, remove the chairs and only be left with two. It’s only you and your man that will be dining together tonight.

Baby, light my fire

Lighting is crucial when is comes to setting the ambiance. For a romantic dinner dim light works wonders, so use candles here. White and red candles are best and when it comes to length – long and thin and short and stumpy ones are both equally preferred.

Roses are red

There’s nothing better then creating romance, then rose petals. Scatter them on the table and around the dining room set.

No sight makes for heightened taste

Put two black blind folds on  the table. Blind fold your man when feeding him.

Both mind and mouth

It’s always nice to surprise your man with a sexy hand written menu. For every course, lace the words with sexual innuedos. This will help arouse the mind, before arousing the mouth.

Music to my ears

Soft sexy music is enough to put anyone in the mood, so play some music lightly in the background. Not only will the food arouse his mouth; but the music will arouse his ears – making it pleasurable for all the senses.

Sassy server

Serve your man in style with a black sexy apron or French maid outfit. Men love woman who serve them, but they love a semi-naked server more.

No dessert at the table

At this romantic dinner, there’ll be no dessert bowls on the table. Dessert is to be served in the bedroom.