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hung up, briefcase down. Apron off, slippers on. With dinner just eaten and my man now satisfied, it’s time to watch
my cooking shows. Watching cooking shows, to me, is like watching porn... with
different shows being either hardcore
or softcore. Not only does it get me excited,
but just as porn gives great tips so
do cooking shows give great inspiration.
Nigelia Lawson
Although
one would say she can’t cook and that her meals come out of a jar, I personally
love watching Nigelia. Her mere passion
for food and her verbal expressions as she cooks is like watching soft porn –
it’s sensual and loving.
Gordon Ramsay
No
man does hardcore like Gordon Ramsay. Watching his hard hand slapping, swearing
and temper is like watching those hardcore S&M pornographies.
Jamie Oliver
Watching
Jamie Oliver can be compared to watching a porn that is neither softcore or
hardcore – it’s an in-betweener. He’s passionate and caring when it comes to ‘Jamie
at home’, but the bad boy comes out in his show ‘Jamie’s Kitchen’. And to think... if he's
that creative when it comes to cooking, imagine how creative he is in
the bedroom.
Guy Fieri
Watching
‘Diners, Drive-ins and Dives’ (hosted by Guy Fieri) or ‘Man verse Food’ –
another American food show along the same lines, is like watching those overly-done
porno’s where there’s either 10 men on one woman or extreme fetishes showcased.
In these extreme cooking shows, the
chefs love to serve up a 5kg burger patty drenched in 10 sauces and served with
a 4kg chocolate milkshake. And despite these shows making you feel sick to your stomach, most people can’t help but
watch.
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