Recipe: Peanut Butter Biscuits

Keys hung up, briefcase down. Jacket off, apron on. With my black stiletto’s on, I reach for my baking utensils. After watching Alice in Wonderful,  an old movie favourite, I got inspired to bake biscuits. There’s something sexual about the biscuit with the “eat me”  note – it’s something you’d say to your partner.

Ingredients

Half cup sugar

Half cup brown sugar

Half cup shortening

Half cup peanut butter

1 egg

One and a quarter cup flour

Three quarter teaspoon baking soda

Half teaspoon baking powder

Salt

Method

1.       In a large bowl, combine sugar, brown sugar, shortening and peanut butter.  Mixing four ingredients together is like watching a massive foursome – its one big orgy.

2.       Beat in the egg.  Beat is fast.

3.       Add in flour, baking soda, baking powder and salt.

4.       Roll into medium sized testicle -like balls. Press with fork vertically and horizontally – give it a nice soft forking.

5.       Bake for 10 to 12 minutes at 350 degrees. Don’t forget to preheat the oven, before you stick in the biscuits.

6.       An added sexual option is to write on the biscuit with icing “eat me”.

7.       Enjoy!