Keys
hung up, briefcase down. Jacket off, apron on. With my black stiletto’s on and a glass of wine in hand, I
look through my take away menus. I slave away for my man in the kitchen to make him weekly dinners, so it's now time for him to slave away for me and get us take out. Cooking is sexy, but so is take out.
KFC
With a slogan sporting the sexual words "Finger lick'en good", KFC is the perfect take out for your man as most men enjoy a little finger fun... that is good for licking.
Debonairs
If you're one for threesomes or foursomes, you should be ordering Debonairs. This slogan - "Everybody tuck in" - is very appropriate for those who enjoy these ventures. I'm not one for 'Debonairs,' so I'll give this take out a miss.
Something Fishy
Something Fishy's slogan, "Just one bite and you're hooked", screams oral sex. Yet again this take out is perfect for your man and after one bite of your take out, he'll be hooked. Although enjoyed by my man, I'm not one for the fish - so I'll give this one a miss too.
MacDonald's
Macdonald's well known slogan "I'm lov'in it" describes every time I eat this take out, as well as everytime I do a little lov'in with my man. So because I'm lov'in it, this'll be the take out for tonight! I'll be lov'in my food now... and lov'in my man later.
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